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It's snowing! It's snowing! IT'S SNOWING!!! So I am now recovering from having my wisdom teeth removed. I would have to say that the worst part of the entire ordeal was the drive home. I'll start from the beginning. I knew that they were going to drug me up good for this operation, and when I got there I learned that this involved taking 8 pills. Well, I can't swallow pills so that made it a little difficult. So I chewed by way through 3 Advils but the vicodin were really tiny so luckily I could swallow those. The doctor informed me that the pills don't make me high, they just make me really out of it. I had to wait for about 15 minutes for the pills to kick in so I'm sure it was quite amusing for people in the waiting room to first, watch my try to swallow the pills in the first place, and then second, sit there trying to read the newspaper while slowly falling asleep. However, when they took me into the room to remove my wisdom teeth, I suddenly felt wide awake. Many needles were poked into my mouth and soon I couldn't feel anything. They gave me headphones to watch the TV in the ceiling (which I am always afraid will fall on me....seriously, what's keeping that thing in?) but no remote so I couldn't change it from The Tyra Banks Show. Well, I soon found out it didn't matter what I was watching because I had my eyes shut for about 99.9% of the time. I wish I had taken Melissa's advice and listened to my iPod instead of the TV because I'm sure some Green Day would drown out the crunching really nicely. Tyra was no help. It didn't feel like it took a long time for them to pull my wisdom teeth out but it must have taken at least an hour. The hardest part was remembering to breathe through my nose, which is kind of difficult when your mouth is wide open. It takes a lot of concentration, which is probably why it didn't seem so long. After that, I got a great big wad of gauze to suck on for an hour on the ride home. I was really out of it on the ride home so I don't really remember it. My mouth felt really weird all night since my tongue and bottom lip were completely frozen. No one warned me there would be so much blood, although I guess I should have guessed that on my own. I kind of feel like a boxer that has been punched in the jaw. So now I have to rinse with salt water once an hour, take many, many Advil's (which I can now swallow, go me!), and keep a bag of frozen peas on my cheeks. I now fully appreciate solid food since my diet currently consists of ice cream, yogurt, some macaroni & cheese (because I can swallow it whole), applesauce, and refried beans. This is due the fact that I can only open my mouth about a centimetre and a half. The doctor saved some of my teeth for me but I have not yet summoned the courage to look at them. I really want a steak. It's still snowing! Current Mood: excited
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